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    Not got BT?...FEAR NOT! Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 9/1/2021, 7:32 pm

    Cartier Industries will present FREE live coverage from EP on Monday!!!
    (...of course they’ll be the usual small fee to cover clerical costs, but that’s only to be expected)

    THATS RIGHT!

    We’re using 22nd century technology to bring this fantastic game to your....YES....YOUR!....sitting room.

    Our boffins have been working around the clock so that YOU can keep abreast of the exciting events this coming first day of the week!

    Test icon Hampton will be suspended by his knees whilst dangling upside down beneath 57 helium filled balloons.
    He’s been practicing his camerawork whilst hanging from my shed roof above a Subbuteo set up.
    I’m here to tell you that he’s getting quite good at it and only passed out twice....but a series of electric shocks administered by myself via satellite (old mobile phone on vibrate with the ariel stuck up his left nostril)...so it’s ALL SYTEMS GO!

    I’m having it tested tonight over Old Trafford to iron out any last minute tech issues....I’m confident that there will be none!

    A pale Hampton has just slowly lifted off from my shed roof and disappeared into the Burnage night sky whimpering with excitement
    BON VOYAGE HAMPTON!!

    I’ll publish the results as they happen!


    A bit of ‘house keeping’ here...
    The aforementioned clerical charge will be £83.54*




    *per half...extra £39 per extra time half if needed and in the event of penalties, we won’t be covering those as Hampton will have almost certainly lapsed into a coma by then.

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