Happy New Customers! Archived Message Posted by PhilRobbie on 31/12/2020, 5:28 pm, in reply to "Re: May I be the first..." The Cartier ‘County blue tartan knee blanket complete with matching flask’ will be available as soon as I’ve re-ordered another box of flasks (my assistant tester Hampton dropped the last box and they smashed to smithereens) ...the best, and indeed only way to order the top quality goods Cartier Industries have on offer, is to buy me beer....plenty of it!...when you next see me. I have to go now I’ve left Hampton testing the latest batch of ‘Cartiers Incredible New Year Fireworks’...a pallet of seconds I bought from a mysterious Chinaman yesterday. I’ve just heard an enormous explosion accompanied by a high pitched scream come from the fields across the road. Message Thread: May I be the first... - PhilRobbie 31/12/2020, 2:07 pm Re: May I be the first... - charter 31/12/2020, 6:16 pm Re: May I be the first... - PhilRobbie 31/12/2020, 7:37 pm Re: May I be the first... - MickMck 31/12/2020, 4:20 pm Happy New Customers! - PhilRobbie 31/12/2020, 5:28 pm Re: Happy New Customers! - dosser jacket 31/12/2020, 9:51 pm Re: May I be the first... - dosser jacket 31/12/2020, 2:10 pm Re: May I be the first... - Lee Marvin 31/12/2020, 9:50 pm   Searching