Ahhh. That explains it... Sparta’s your man! Until then how about...
“...then David Jones stepped up and we nearly won the lot!, We will survive,....ect
How about another one that’ll never exist?
To the tune of Lilli Marlene...
The voices in me ead say go to Edgeley, Have a row with the wife and forget about your tea. have 7 pints before the game, ...and after the match have just the same, Watching Stockport Countee-ee Watching Stockport Countee.
You’re on a train to Crewe singing all the County songs, You’ve lost your job and the marriage has gone wrong, her wedding ring has bounced off your head, ...but you’d rather be Crewe-bound instead, Watching Stockport Countee-ee, Watching Stockport County.