Posted by Dave - March Org on 30/4/2020, 1:15 pm, in reply to "Re: Colonel Tom"
"We love you Captain Tom👏👏👏"
'Oh thank you very much, do you think you could pay for my social care package, and the care package of all older people who need it?'
"Erm.. yeaahhhh?!??"
'You'll just have to pay more taxes'
"Yeah, you're breaking up Tom czhzcccrrrrr ssshh I can't hear you stshaahrrr the lines going down zzssshhzzccc..." [Studio Goes to Advert Break] "Cheeky ####!"