I once had a customer in Rawtenstall, and one of his lads was a big claret. His head was actually like one of those big heads of U2 that Chris Evans had on TFI Friday, massive. Talk about thick as pigshit....he went to London for a week away, came back on the Friday, Bernler were playing Arsenal on the Saturday, and he went back on the National Express Saturday morning. I asked him why he just didnt stay over another nigh and he said he never thought of that.