Sheff Weds in the cup, my ex father in law who was minted but as tight as a gnats chuff told me he had tickets for a box, would i like to come with him? Being skint at the time & not being able to afford a normal ticket in the away end & the travel i thought 'great, at least i get to see the game'. He said we'd stop at a pub on the way for a couple of pints & bite to eat but could i dress up smart as they have a dress code for the boxes. On the day of the game we didn't stop for a pint & a bite instead he went out of his way to find the cheapest roadside butty van & only when we got to the ground did he tell me that the box had fallen through & he had tickets for their main stand instead, so i watched the game sober, surrounded by thousands of Yorkshiremen whilst dressed like i was going to a fecking job interview!
The 4-1 defeat at Maine rd. couldn't get tickets for away end so 3 of us went in their North stand, spent the 1st half sitting on our hands biting our lips as we listened to those around us insulting everything Stockport, went for a drink at half time & got approached by a group of City who somehow sussed we were County, at which point we decided to abandon the 2nd half & leave