In these times of doom and gloom, where walking down the street, you are met by people forcing a smile, and even online you are made to feel guilty by daring to mention the football season, then your diaries have been a truly uplifting and a fantastic/ funny read for the last 10 days or so. Hope these buggers dont bin you off and you never know... you could be learning a fair few languages in the next week or so, to add to your cv.