Thanks for keeping us entertained these last few day s Des, you have a real talent for comedic writing. So sorry you've lost your job over this but that reflects badly more on Tesco than yourself. I've just been re-employed after being made redundant, but whilst i was unemployed i did have a look at Tesco vacancies, pay wasn't sufficient for me but reading your diary actually made me think that Tesco sounded like a good place to work. Now however, due to their total overreaction to a bit of light hearted humour & your subsequent dismissal i can safely say other supermarkets will be getting custom from now on. Good luck in finding new employment fella & cheers for the laughs.