The Royal Family rule man! I’ve not missed a Royal birth in recent years. The hours I’ve spent outside St. Martin’s hospital dressed head to foot in my Union Jack suit were some of the happiest of my life...as for the Royal Weddings!...I have my ‘kit’ on permanent standby deck chair/sleeping bag/flask/megaphone/head tablets...they’re all in the shed awaiting the next exciting announcement! It only seems like yesterday when HRH Prince Philip told me to **** off after I tried to give him a birthday card outside Windsor Castle. ...and that lovely man HRH Prince Andrew is an absolute gentleman and surprising left wing!...in 1985 I shouted to him “Sir!..Sir!..do you agree with miners?”...obviously referring to the miner’s strike and shouted back “Rather!”...so fair play to him and indeed ALL The Royals (apart from Sarah Ferguson, although she’s not technically a Royal anymore she still swans around like she is...the bitch!)