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    SOCIAL EVENT OF THE YEAR! Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 19/3/2020, 11:49 am

    Due to the current state of affairs (not going to pubs/clubs)
    I’ve invented the first ‘YELLOWBOARD VITUAL SOCIAL EVENT.
    That’s right!
    Come join the fun at THE CYBERLOUNGE...a virtual club where we can see the world’s best bands and acts.
    Worry not about catching the awful virus as we enjoy the entertainment!
    I’ll be your host for today’s shindig...are you all sitting comfortably?
    Let’s go!
    First up is a band all the way from The U.S. of A.!
    A fine opening act that should have us dancing around the room.
    A big round of virtual applause please for the fantastic SONSEED!
    Take it away folks!




    Great stuff!
    Thanks and safe virtual journey home...

    It’s now comedy time with a brilliant young comedian with the world at his feet.
    I give you...the one and only...STEVE (no relation to scb) BROWN!





    ...oh dear....perhaps Mustapha Point can take him to one side with a bit of advice.

    To calm things down it’s now time fo a bit of easy listening.
    Please welcome to the stage...from Austria...HOCH TYROL!





    Superb stuff!

    It’s now time for VIRTUAL BINGO!

    All you have to do is post 4 numbers on this thread and if those 4 numbers match the 4 numbers I’ve randomly drawn from my virtual hat...you win today’s star prize a gleaming new toilet roll!!!!
    If none of the numbers match it’ll be a ‘roll’ over until the next event!




    #INTERMISSION#








    Glasses and nibbles replenished?
    Excellent!

    Let’s crack on with the show!

    Ladies and gentlemen (and and those who are gender fluid) I give you the close harmonies of the world famous BEACH BOYS!





    Thanks lads!

    No show would be complete without a globally renowned magician...and you won’t be disappointed here!
    Let’s go outside for a moment to witness a true professional at work!

    Please put your virtual hands together for SPENCER HORSMAN!






    Absolutely brilliant.
    Cheers Spence...and get well soon.

    It’s that time of the proceedings when we end with a time honoured ‘smooched’ so grab your partner (be it real or virtual) and enjoy live from The Cyberlounge...the one and the only FRAAAANKIE VAUGHN!









    Until next time, goodbye and thank you!

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