I love the notion of giving zero out of ten for a whole town.
I've never been to Woking. So I had a quick squint around on Google Streetview. I found nothing interesting, even in "Old Woking". In the "centre" (I suppose) of town I spotted a shop for watch and clock repairs - they'd called it "The Watchpital", which is as bad an attempted pun as you'll find.
The Jam came from Woking. No wonder they were so angry.