Can't think of many about what's on the shirts. The ones that stick with me are more about off the cuff remarks/rejoinders in the stands. Like years ago high up behind the crossbar on the terraces at Highfield Road, Coventry, against titlechasing United, free kick to the struggling hosts, edge of the box:
'Better get our hands ready boys!' 'What, are we going to score?' 'God no..but you might have to catch the ball'.
That sort of thing. Worth the admission fee on its own, as the sportswriters used to say about an inside forward turning on a sixpence.