The John Sitton Leyton Orient rants are just as good ("club for a fiver").
The three memorable ones are:
1.) Sacking a long serving player at half time. 2.) Telling 'big c*nts' and 'little c*nts' exactly what he wants them to do. 3.) Challenging a player to a fight and telling him he can bring his dinner with him if he wants (?!?).