I have it on good authority that Asda in Luton attempted to stock Philadelphia Sort Cheese and a riot broke out WHSmith was discovered on the shelves between I Can’t Believe it’s not Butter and Lurpak.
All hell broke loose with disgruntled customers running amok through the aisles and hurling produce at staff. The store was closed for 3 days whilst the clean up/police investigation took place.
In the end 37 cheese-related arrests were made.