1. All blocks to be fitted with separate decibel meters.
2. All seats to be fitted with sensors so Challinor can name names of who left early in post match interviews.
3. All newbie fans to be tarred and feathered at the turnstile and made to sit at the front so those that have put in the hard yards can look down their noses at them.
4. A swingometer installed in the Railway End showing if County are playing a short, passing game or long ball.