If a penalty was conceded I’d run into the back of the net and hoof the little waster in the direction of the ball with my hob nailed boots but referees tended to become exited and have me physically removed!…so I changed plans and stood off the pitch adjacent to the goal and throw darts at him..he didn’t like it much, the complaining little no-mark but it kept him focused.
STILL have ‘(Orson) Cartier Industries (Stockport)’ T-shirts left.
5 sizes…£10 adults…£5 kids.
Can’t be arsed posting/delivering so pm me & I’ll meet you in a pub if possible!
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