Chairman/Manager/Chief Exec./Head of Marketing…Me.
Head of Logistics incorporating purveyor of Greggs…Oaf.
In charge of Meeting & Greeting…Spangle.
In charge of Pot Noodle Kettle…The Dingler.
…so there we have it.
No real surprises as far as the retained list is concerned (apart of course from The Dingler’s promotion)…but there’s a new signing!
Joining my award-winning team is a gentleman of such great social standing (…and legal reasons) that he can’t be mentioned by his real name.
..he’ll be referred to simply as ‘Sir’ by the rest of my staff.
This chap is a County legend and I DON’T want to lose him!
He’s been asked to take the role of ‘Disciplinarian at Large’ as I felt the need of a bit more respect from the workforce to me and to a lesser extent, the customers…and this particular chap is just what we need!
…if The Dingler starts playing up I’ll just politely ask ‘Mr. Anonymous’ to “******* chin him”…and that goes for all of them!
So…there we have it!
I expect some big changes over the coming weeks.
…or hopefully in The Dingler’s case…tuned in by Sir!
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