The first delivery was left in the Bear Pit unattended as The Dingler was ensconced in Witherspoons instead of doing his job and the second delivery went t*ts up as, for reasons only known to himself, Oaf decided to take a short cut down The Plaza Steps.
After losing control of his riding iron and wagon he spilled both 37 in bags of sh**e (and Spangle) all over the shop.
...also the Council say you canít just dump refuse in The Mersey!
The clean up bill is astronomical and has left me absolutely livid!!
Itíll take an age for my buffoons to pay me out of their meagre wages....and I missed half of Breaking Bad whilst having to deal with a frankly hysterical Stockport Council official!
You try to help the environment and look what happeneds!
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