I’m not in the least bit bothered about losing The Dingler to be honest...he’s disruptive, selfish and a crashing bore with his infinite tales of farming/tarmacing.
...but the other two I need for Cartier Industries many inventions/events.
In retaliation to their crude correspondence from last night (a resignation in crayon on the back of a fag packet) I have booted them out of the shed and had it removed to my new residence in central Stockport.
They’re ******* sacked as far as they’re concerned!!!
The plan is to give em a couple of nights on the streets and let’s just see where we are when they’re lost and cold!
I’ll welcome them back with a pay cut...
...not The Dingler though! He can get to ****!
They’re supposed to be attending a meeting in Italy this evening...good luck with that lads...I’ve nicked your passports from the shed and I’m watching them burn as I speak!
As it stands, Cartier Industries is in ‘furlough’ for the time being until I’ve booted my staff up the arse!