You will be aware that ultra-hi-frequency stream didn’t take place. This was due to unforeseen circumstances with our staff that were beyond our control and no refunds will be available to our loyal customers as stipulated in the small print of the contract.
Basically I decided that my staff were looking somewhat ‘out of shape’ and after watching the ‘Keep Fit With County’ YouTube video, I recreated a series of our own to also help County fans in these difficult times.
Also I predicted we’d make a few bob.
Unfortunately it all went horribly wrong with Hampton first on the treatment table with a sprained ankle after unsuccessfully completing 1 star jump out of an instructed 50.
Oaf, whilst attempting to jog on the spot, collapsed backwards onto his bike and suffered scalding from his Steak Bake.
The misery was completed when The Dingler over-exuberantly managed to punch himself in the face while attempting to shadow-box thus knocking himself clean out.
We hope to return next week.
(£34 per game £56 concessions...pm me for a possible 2% reduction!)