For those of us missing out on the above heady combination, may I have the temerity to suggest that you might have to look at the writings of my friend and fellow CAMRA member Jane, a lifelong Blackpool fan? Ok, a different club, but I think a lot of what she says will strike a chord with us as County fans. Check out her website
https://janestuart.co.uk/
She writes with typical Northern humour.
You will also see the option of buying Jane a pint, if you are suitably impressed with her offerings.