Tame Tory backbencher asks question to PM to take pressure from nasty opposition off, 'Can we play cricket', PM is to say 'yes', everyone cheers hoorah.
Floppy haired fckwit instead comes up with nonsense about cricket balls being 'vector of disease'
Disbelief all round
FHFW is given chance to sort shambles out, mutters something about changing rooms and teas.
Next day FHFW agrees cricket can be played.
If this is how cricket being played goes, imagine letting then make the important decisions.
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