Double Too Hot, Double Fifty, 3x Mufassa, at 4 months old... Everytime she piss, a new life form is created... The Sun was created in her image... Orejin imports their food from her leftover kills in the Saringettie, Africa..... The moon controls the ocean tides on earth, she controls the Moon... When God created man in his own image, God used her as the mold, then changed his mind and said man should not be created so perfect.... Her skin is so perfect, when it rains the water never touches her then collects itself and gathers in a bowl for her to drink.... When the Pope retired from the Vatican, he requested her as his replacement and she agreed. The police often question her just to ensure of their saftey.... Judges often ask her, your gait is so perfect can we see it backwards..... She has learned to stack upside down.... If she were to bite you on the azz, you would have to fight off the urge to thank her..... When Lions roar, it is in celebration of her leftover kills.... She is the most Interesting Bulldog in the world.

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