I remember while concentrated on my cleaning on the first floor of a customers home, I heard a womans voice from the top of the stairs. I walked over holding the cleaning wand and hoses, and my lord, standing at the top of the stairs was the topless customer!
Had another woman customer ask me to give her an estimate (while I was cleaning in the livingroom area) of her master bedroom. I walked in (a little nervous) in front of her. Looked over the area; turned around to give her an answer and......wow, she had her robe wide open while sitting on her bed! (I ran out!)
Had another customer ask; "Did you see my pet Gerbil?" No I said. Continued cleaning. Tearing down and emptying the recovery tank, I hear a "Plopp". Yep, he traveled through the 150' of vacuum hose!
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