I once fell down an L shape stairway while conditioning it. I had to do a place for an extra large lady who was a shut in, too big to go outside. Naturally she was extremely lonely and wanted my company and I don't blame her since I'm very entertaining. She couldnt go upstairs anymore cuz she said she couldnt fit. We conversed non stop and I went to spray the stairs she decided to try and follow me. She managed to get up there almost right on me so instead of facing down and spraying I did it walking backwards. We were laughing it up just yacking away when I lost my footing and fell backwards. Thought for sure this was it. Before I landed on my back I fell into this very soft ton of flesh almost like a temperpedic mattress. The ride down to the tile floor was an absolute comfortable pleasure. As we hit bottom I just laid there because for sure my neck was broken and probably a leg but nothing. I realized I was good and then worried for her. Helped he up but she was fine too. I apologized greatly but she was more concerned that I wasnt hurt. To this day I'm amazed we both were unscathed and I have great affection for ladies over 450lbs, possibly a preverted list too. Man, that softness I will never forget and long for to this day.
The JAGUAR MX-2 ETM @ cross-american.com