ha-ha-ha! That was funny.
I remember going to the Hospital for a small in/out operation on my foot. On arrival, the Intern gave me a similar gown and directed me into a room to change. I purposely had the pants where each leg un-zipped if one wanted to make shorts.
Well, I unzipped the one leg and sat there to be called.
In comes a Nurse who was the size of a Football Linebacker,...or the whole team! She picked up that gown, threw it at me and said firmly, "Change into this or I'll do it for you"!!!
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