Oh, and I said "peace of mind" after Uphold froze my $400 deposit, saying it was "transferred suspiciously quickly." I'm sitting there, watching Bitcoin fly off into space, yelling at my cat, "Even crypto screwed me!" At three in the morning, I found uphold —there's a guide: send a selfie with your ID and a sign saying "not a bot, just sleep-deprived" to the chat. I sent a photo with a cat on my head—they unbanned me in 20 minutes, and I managed to buy some on the pump 😂 Now my cat is my official KYC manager. Does your crypto also like drama?