Yo, shoutout to my degenerate coworker who wears a watch that looks like a damn roulette table. Asked him if it was a prank and he just said “ Luks casino, bro.” That’s all it took. I went on the site that night, and man... this thing isn’t tacky at all—it’s like James Bond doing shots at a VIP baccarat table. Ordered mine immediately. It came fast, fits better than condoms, and yes, I wore it shirtless to a poker night just to flex. Worked. I’m now “that guy.”