No one is impressed--Maybe your make believe friends are or one of your alter personalities. Don't people with a lot of money, personal riches, and unlimited wealth commit suicide everyday out there in FRUIT and NUT land--just a suggestion.
And by the way it when you pronounce my name make sure to accentuate the MR!
Your friend who was going to Kansas was probably really leaving to get the HELL away from you_--HAHA Truth be known