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kireru no yatsu-atari and black eye
Posted by jay on March 21, 2004, 10:49 pm
me and girlfriend business has been doin good so i-ve not able to get drunk and write stupid story.but okason and odason have been putting the hammer on the gaijin and before i lost my kireru i decided to bombard my self in alkie haul when i happened upon on shot bar a sake company was having a party!!yep-free liqour next shot yet more free liqour cause my kumamoto ben was cool and i was a big as the japanese rugby player that i sitting next too.the drink there was bourbon which makes me insane.i went to eat some food and decided to leave puratto hoomu piza in the wash room.off back home but could not make on the bike and would of ended in the torabako-tiger cage or as of americans call it the drunk tank...ended up nemasu in kawashiri goen until son-ji deus where i felt cool enough for the heading along the kawashiri machi i forgot that japanese build the sidewalks with some cement block when imbibed not make that good to bike4 over but what they hell i was full of bourbon and feeling some evil knievel..hit the block went flying-glasses-wallet-ju yen...black eye too boot too....sunday went to the kazoku brothers wedding it was fancy probably cost 30 grand..one of the gangsters wife made a appearance doin a min yo dance.one chikae-s aunt said "isn't she pretty??"can't say no cause i would probably be dead but yes is just dangerous???i said "soo deus""which soo right..at the 2nd wedding i so drunk i newly wed wife that is her husband is as strong as tiger dick---i remeber is tora no chimpo deus!!!he fell over the cash register and broke a fish tank in process of drinking beer shots..i put a pix up of my eye..
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