Found this joke and thought I would share.
A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this
see-through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit,
telling her not to dare go out like that! The teenager tells her 'Loosen up
Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!' And out
she goes. The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother
is sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She explains to
her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not
appropriate. The grandmother says, 'Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off
your rose buds, then I can display my hanging baskets.
Don't mess with a Senior Citizen