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Mr. Gorman, that was shade?
If that was "shade," then this league is in a sad state of affairs.
My question is — how long did it take Matawan to come up with that? Did he overanalyze it? Maybe “consider” it? Or hit us with the classic "Well, if you break it down..." 😂
Shade? Really?
Here’s some real shade — and a little math...
The Matawan Riversharks just won their first CJIBL World Series title. Congrats to Matawan, seriously — it only took 23 seasons of hard work and dedication. Hats off to that.
But now he’s throwing “shade”?
Let’s break this down using something simple — titles — as a basic barometer of success. (You know, that old concept where you win stuff? 😆
The Florida Headhunters have 10 World Series titles.
At Jensen's current pace — 1 title every 23 seasons — it will take him 207 years to catch up to Florida. That’s right:
Year 2232 is when he might tie me. Let that sink in.
But hey — it’s not all bad news!
The next closest club is the California Quakes with 6 titles. Jensen is just 115 seasons away from catching you, “Big” Dean. You nervous yet? 😂
Even better — the Chicago Wildcats have 5 titles. Now we’re talking! Jensen is only 92 years from catching you, Nicholas. Might be time to hit that panic button. He’s less than a century behind! 😆
One title in 23 seasons and this guy’s mouth is running faster than Paco across the border. (Relax, it’s a joke — don't get soft on me now.)
Even a blind dog finds a bone once in a while, pal.
Save the “shade” and come talk to me in two centuries, jackass. 😂
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