I feel vindicated that my client, Julio Urias, will not face felony charges. Although Julio is a scumbag, he is not a felon. The felony charges brought against my client were preposterous, nefarious, obsequious, magnanimous, and loquacious. My client looks forward to working with another scumbag, Rob Manfred, to obtain a lengthy but not career-ending suspension. Have a great night and God Bless America!


Sincerely,

Saul Goodman, Esq.