CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WILD THING ON BEING THE FIRST OVERALL SELECTION AND LANDING SUCH A LUCRATIVE DEAL.

TO OUR FAN BASE IN MIAMI WE HERE AT THE HEAD QUARTERS OF THE EMPIRE WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT WE DID EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO LAND SPENCER TO INCLUDE OFFER MULTIPLE FIRST RD PICKS,FREE PLANE ACCOMMODATIONS TO THE DRAFT, AND AN 18 WHEELER FULL OF PREMIUM JAMAICA HASH BUT IN THE END GM BRESNAK WOULDN'T BE SWAYED. ADDING STRIDER TO THE LONG LEGACY OF PITCHING HERE IN MIAMI WAS OUR GOAL JOINING NAMES LIKE CLEMENS, JOHNSON, MUSSINA, KERSHAW, SCHERZER BUT ALAS IT WAS NOT TO BE DESOPITE OUR BEST EFFORTS