The Matawan Riversharks have announced an addition to their front office staff. TROY BEAUSOLEIL has been hired to the position of ASSISTANT TO THE TRAVELING SECRETARY.
"We welcome this addition to our staff, as Troy is a seasoned veteran, with a high baseball IQ. We look forward to his input in all matters going forward." Said GM Jensen this morning in his press conference.
When asked if Mr Beausoleil will be in charge of matters such as ordring uniforms, the reply was "there will be NO cotton uniforms" Mr Beausoliel has already been in touch with "Those bastards in Houston" saying he "LOVES THOSE SONSOFBITCHES".
Pete Alonso and Mike Trout asked if Mr Beausoleil will be putting them up in a Ramada in Milwaulkie, and the response was " do you want to talk about hotels, or talk about hitting?"
Welcome Aboard!