Help wanted
Posted by Duane "The Dog" Chapman on 9/9/2021, 9:45 am
It's been almost 10 days since the Jersey Woods divisional playoff ended with the elimination of the Florida Headhunters. Since that time there has been no sightings of of the windbag from the south. Any information leading to his whereabouts would be greatly appreciated. He's wanted for questioning regarding the destruction of property. Among the items involved are a fish tank, sixteen chairs, two banquets tables, 86 bottles of liquor, 43 sushi knives, and a key board with the caps lock button missing. It seems that after the embarrassing loss the GM took out his frustrations on a Chinese restaurant. The knives were used to hang pictures of his team, staff, and some members of the press on a wall. All the handles were broken off. It seems he may have lost his grip.
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