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Re: Anonymous poster "Fan of Softball" is posting with multiple names from Matthews, NC
In addition to the aforementioned, your unsub will be illiterate, a HS dropout. Never married and no girlfriend but identifies himself as a lady's man. Plays or played Rec SB and still wears knee-high socks, Bike coaching shorts and half-shirts with the sleeves cut off. Lastly, he will use huge amounts of Clearasil thinking it's akin to BALCO Labs "The Clear", made famous by Barry Bonds.