The reality is I am a cheap fook... there is no way I’m going to spend ridiculous money on a new phone .... I do three things: Check email text coworkers and open my browser and check the old scout... that’s all I need regardless of it tiny size it still works

In the last eight years I went from an iPhone to a 5 And now a 5S and every time I upgraded it was an insurance job I just paid my deductible

I guess I’ve morphed into my parents because I keep it simple