You could make your league PED free and show the rest of us how easily it’s done. Before the season you could drug test all 416 players then say every weekend randomly drug test 10% of the league, or 42 players every weekend.
You could incorporate the floating rubber, hell you could have the centerfielder pitch if you choose. Although if you had this rule that would leave Andy out …………………..
You could even ban watching your home runs land after hitting a 460 foot bomb. You could make it a year suspension.
Timmy it’s your league, go for it.