I am sure the booty hurt elites would be beating each other up at the bat rack trying to get to the plate to hit OFF Of ME..and I mean OFF OF ME!!! Ouch
I do not think the armordildo protective suit would be safe enough..
Bones break pretty easy when your in your early 60s.
The tough part is...I have found a new “most enjoyable” position to play...catcher...it’s only seniors but..it’s amazing how booty hurt players can get because of a catcher that tries to support his team and NEVER verbally insults/attacks an opponent... I don’t understand it but..somehow...opponents get upset at me easily...why...as an example at 40 worlds last year Mike Dill was saying he should punch me in the face and make all the Dedanatis’s happy...I had to inform him he was wrong because I didn’t think Tony would be happy with me getting punched.
In the end Mike and I were fine and laughted about it...but
boy...was it fun for a while. More fun then dodging bullets on the mound