85ish% of conference tournaments are played at BLD or similarly sized fields.
Even AA I believe has temp fences installed for shorter fields at Worlds.
As I finally reread your points that have been repeated for years, I finally understand your position:
You do not actually have a problem with Conference Softball - They have already incorporated a number of your proposals strict hr limits, rocket launchers, rocks, and short fences.
You have a problem with approximately 3-4 tournaments while the dual is a meh topic for me there are two that have become apparent which you look down upon due to the manner in which they are played
* The Smokey (oddly enough I have my 50th anniversary shirt on as I type this). This particular tournament is amusing to hear you whine about and blame USSSA as it started as an ASA Tournament.
* The MWS which also has always been unlimited home runs as well.
Are you willing to concede yet that Conference has already employed the fixes you believe will bring more players back to the game and that you really only have a problem with how 3-4 tournaments out of the entire year are run?