C'mon! Surely you know the Slurpee story by now?
Hypocrite50+ favors the old N.I.T. style berths for the Major World Series over the current Conference USSSA Point Standings determining the Top 16 tams.
This is so he could sit home the first half of the year while all the other halfway decent teams were out earning their berths. He would then cherry-pick a small, late-season N.I.T. where all the teams entered had either already won their berth or had no intention of ever going to the MWS. That way, the berth from that small N.I.T. would be his by default just for showing up and playing.
He traveled from the Left Coast to one of these small events with only 8 players. So he had to pick up 2 guys from the Slurpee line at 7-Eleven just to be able to take the field with 10 players. Presto! He "earned" his berth to the MWS.
But the flip side is, Hypocrite50+ often comes on here and mocks non-Major teams for being "cannon fodder" in Conference USSSA today, while his crappy team was the epitome of cannon fodder when they showed up at Disney and always got curb stomped twice.