1. Mooch: ďIt doesnít matter who you are. I canít get you a Pure bat any faster than 18 weeks from when you placed your orderĒ
2. Mooch: "So....how many times a week would I have to hit the gym in order to be as buff as you? Two?"
3. So, which one of these fingers can I raise and not get ejected???
4. Mooch: Seriously...you donít want your forearms to look as cool as mine? And whatís with not tucking in your ears? Oh...one more question...does eye black really work with sunglasses?
5. Wegman: How are you going to make money when you canít play anymore?