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Noises in band

Posted by Dies Irae on 9/18/2026, 9:27 am

Is it just my campus where, this year, students are making farting noises every three seconds? I guess it's better than the 67 crap and the sexual noises from four years ago...

Re: Noises in band

Posted by Mr. Dude on 9/22/2026, 10:57 am, in reply to "Noises in band"

Ours aren't just making the noises...they're farting.

Re: Noises in band

Posted by Stinky on 9/22/2026, 3:34 pm, in reply to "Re: Noises in band"

I'm farting, too.

Re: Noises in band

Posted by aaa on 9/18/2026, 11:40 am, in reply to "Noises in band"

So it wasn't just my school back then. Ours aren't making farting noises.... yet.

Re: Noises in band

Posted by Well on 9/21/2026, 7:39 am, in reply to "Re: Noises in band"

You're lucky. I had a kid let one rip, and I could smell it when I was on the OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE FIELD....AND UPWIND OF HIM!

I think one of the Geneva Conventions is supposed to ban this.

Re: Noises in band

Posted by Aaa on 9/23/2026, 5:49 pm, in reply to "Re: Noises in band"

Today they started randomly blurting “unicorn” at lunch.

I guess there are worse ways to be disruptive! Ha.

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