Re: sportsball woes
Posted by Schrute on 10/29/2020, 7:05 pm, in reply to "sportsball woes"
*pounds table* |
SPORTSBALL alone moves the wheels of history!
Have you ever asked yourselves in THE MAGIC OF THE HUDDLE which everyone finds during the day,how long we have been striving for greatness?
Not only the years we've been at war, the war of ELIGBILITY, but from the moment as a child when we realized that the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle. A never-ending fight. I say to you, and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight!
We are warriors! SPORTBALLERS of AMERICA, I ask you once more: Rise and be worthy of this historical hour! No OFFENSIVE LINE is worth anything unless it can defend itself!
Some people will tell you SPORTSBALLER is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of FALSE STARTS and AUTOMATIC PLAYOFFS. This is our duty: to change their perception.
I say SPORTSMEN... and SPORTSWOMEN of the world unite! We must never acquiesce for it is together, together that we prevail! We must never cede control of the GRIDIRON! For it is together that [the audience] we prevail!"