There are three correct answers:


My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. (cue swelling Hans Zimmer score)


or


Hi. My name is. My name is. My name is...Slim Shady.


or


My name is.....Tim?




I'll see myself out.


Tim