Where do I start with this one?

These are the pep rallies I have had to do in the spring...every year:

Every home basketball game,
Every time a team gets on a bus and travels,
Every time the cheerleaders get on a bus,
Every time One-Act gets on a bus,
The day of the STAAR test,
The day of the PRACTICE STAAR test,

and here's the topper...

The day of the MOCK PRACTICE STAAR test. Yes, you read it correctly...we practice for the PRACTICE test.

And Administration still hasn't figured out why our STAAR scores are low.