"Hello, Mr. Outhouse? This is Maggie Sue Topaz, the secretary for Jabijim Labroskasitz at Costco ISD."
I am not Mr. Outhouse, but I recognized the name as a director I did not know personally but did know the name. Was also pretty sure the secretary would not be calling to offer my a job.
Me: "No, my name is Inigo Montoyo"
Pause.........."Oh! Mr. Montoyo. You didn't get the job either."
A couple of things at the end of the interview made me pretty certain that I wasn't getting the gig, so I got a good laugh out of it.