2. Furniture mover
3. Earth Worm farmer (especially good for ex JH band Director)
6. Accountant / bookkeeper
7. Lawyer (best if you can read the side by side one time and understand what it says - or make others think you know what it says)
8. Senator (extension of salesman/ lawyer)
10. party/ wedding/ travel planner (obvious experience).
11. homeless (a Jazz musician that doesn't live with their mother)
12 stand up comedian- (again obvious)
Keep the list going.....