I once used the large calendar we got from a music store to put quotes of the kids. Got some great ones.

Me: How's it goin?
Kid: Slowly faster

Kid: Is it in October that we go back to metric time?

Kid: Is this weekend Lieber Day ?

Kid: If we were in track, we could outrun our noses.

Kid, after eating hot chips: The only thing hot about me is my lips